Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are ЖЖивы

Это текст:
ROS (flaring): I haven't forgotten - how I used to remember my own name- and yours, oh ): I haven't forgotten - how I used to remember my own name - and yours, oh yes! There were answers everywhere you looked. There was no question about it - people knew who I was and if they didn't they asked and I told them.

Tom Stoppard "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead"

Это жизнь:
Лжеюзер guildenstern в друзьях у лжеюзера rosenkranz'a, но без взаимности. При этом лжеюзера gildenstern зовут Rozencrantz. А лжеюзеры rosencranz и rosencrantz в этой вакханалии не участвуют.